Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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