I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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