I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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