We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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