Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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