just tell him i said nine months
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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