Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
she pinky promised me she was 18
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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