Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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