i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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