Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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