It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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