if i can run in heels then i can drive
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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