i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
