it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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