Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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