Dual....:-)
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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