no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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