Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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