do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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