So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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