Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Dear god my vagina.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
