Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Watching her eat just hurts me
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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