dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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