Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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