ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
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