What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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