It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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