I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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