eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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