id be glad to
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
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