he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You were trust falling into bushes
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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