Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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