She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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