do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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