I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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