Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
