Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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