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I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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