He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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