I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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