So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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