Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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