it glows. i had to have it.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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