Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Do you have feelings for this penis?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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