he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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