what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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