I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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