Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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