1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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