oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Randomize
