Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
i think my cat just said my name.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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