real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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