Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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