he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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