i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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