There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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